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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The Game is over
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you".
"The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupeecoins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?"
said the barber.
"That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out ofthe ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied,"
Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER.
Moral : When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself..
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you".
"The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupeecoins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?"
said the barber.
"That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out ofthe ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied,"
Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER.
Moral : When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself..
Some Unconventional facts of life!....
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
TESTING for Add LINK Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
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